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Tom Hiddleston:
Hi
Me:
Tom Hiddleston:
Me:
Tom Hiddleston:
Me:
Tom Hiddleston:
Me:
Tom Hiddleston:
Me:
Police:
so she just died?
Tom Hiddleston:
Basically
This is inaccurate. Tom Hiddleston would actually say 'It was the most peculiar thing officer, she was perfectly fine, on top of the world in fact, and then I attempted to engage her in a cordial discourse, and offered a greeting of a friendly nature, that is to say that I said hello, then she made the most bizarre noise, a kind of cross between a kettle boiling and a parrot being sat on and then she simply ceased to function, exist or be in any way part of this world anymore'
and then he'd translate it into five different languages
and apologise for not being able to translate it into any more.

micthemicrophone:

itscarororo:

micthemicrophone:

The amount of not sorry I am is un-fucking-fathomable. Original post is here.

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OKAY SO UPDATE. TURNS OUT MY FRIEND BLIZ HAS A FRIEND THAT WORKS AT DISNEYLAND AND THEY PLAYED THIS IN THE BREAK ROOM AND THE GUY IN THE GASTON COSTUME STARTED TWERKING TO IT. I’M GOING TO TRY AND GET VIDEO OF THIS SHIT IF I CAN TO VERIFY THE VALIDITY OF THIS CLAIM.

(via poptart42)

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